The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The heat was on, rising to the top Everybody's goin' strong And that is when my spark got hot
The Misheard: ...And that is when my spunk got hot
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Real Lyric: Oh won't you take me to funky town
The Misheard: Oh won't you take me to monkey town
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Real Lyric: Proud Mary keep on rollin'.
The Misheard: Primary keep on rollin'.
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Real Lyric: More than a woman to me.
The Misheard: Bald headed woman to me.
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Real Lyric: Get your motor runnin'
The Misheard: Ketchup warm an' runnin'
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Real Lyric: And now my bitter hands Chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything Oh the pictures have All been washed in black Tattooed everything
The Misheard: And now the b*tches hands, lay beneath the clouds of what was everything, oh the b*tches hands have been washed in black, tattooed everything.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief
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Real Lyric: I gotta feel it in my blood.
The Misheard: I got a penis in my butt.
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Real Lyric: I have my books, and my poetry to protect me.
The Misheard: I have my books, and I'll grow a tree to protect me.
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Real Lyric: Summer in the city, means cleavage, cleavage, cleavage
The Misheard: Summer in the city, is as clear as clear as cleavage.
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