The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "urgent, urgent... emergency"
The Misheard: "surgeon, surgeon... emergency"
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Real Lyric: And I know you're shining down on me from heaven/ Like so many friends we've lost along the way
The Misheard: And I know you're shining down on me from heaven/ Like so many friends we've lost from cause of AIDS
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Real Lyric: Big ole Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Jingle Jan and Lionel
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Real Lyric: I was shakin' in my shoes Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
The Misheard: I was shakin' in my shoes Whenever she'd blast those big balloons
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds,and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds and The Dunder Jeep
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Real Lyric: Oh here she comes, watch out boy she'll chew you up Oh here she comes, she's a maneater
The Misheard: Oh Krishna, Watch out boy he'll chew you up Oh Krishna, he's a maneater
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Real Lyric: that Monserat mystique
The Misheard: your mom's a rotten sneak
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Real Lyric: look at this photograph everytime i do it makes me laugh, how did our eyes get so red and what the hell is on joeys head
The Misheard: look at this photograph everytime i do it makes me laugh, how did our eyes get so red and why the hell is Bon Jovi dead
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Real Lyric: Who rides the wrecking ball, into our guitars.
The Misheard: Who hides the wrecking ball in two-watt guitars
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Real Lyric: "I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm hot for teacher."
The Misheard: "I'm johnny bad, johnny bad, johnny bad, and I'm pleased to meet ya."
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