The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: and offers coming over the phone
The Misheard: and waffles comin' over the foam
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
The Misheard: All the other kids with wongdrop fists better run, baby run, I'll run my gun. All the other kids with the wongdrop kicks better run, baby run, faster than my father.
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Real Lyric: By the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of him Parklife
The Misheard: By the dirty b***hes, they love a bit of him Parklife
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Real Lyric: when the rainbow sets you free you'll know.
The Misheard: when the werewolf shaves you clean you'll know.
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Real Lyric: Between the lines of fear and blame
The Misheard: Between the lines of fair play
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Real Lyric: Say you're right again Say you're right again
The Misheard: Say you're Otacon Say you're Otacon
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Real Lyric: I set fire to the rain
The Misheard: I said FINE to the rain...
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Real Lyric: I can't wait for you to operate
The Misheard: I can't wait to make you ovulate
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Real Lyric: Welcome to the land of fame, excess
The Misheard: Welcome to the land of fame and sex
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