The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Scar tissue that I wish you saw. Sarcastic mister know-it-all.
The Misheard: She's got a tissue that I wish you saw. Sky Captain, mister know-it-all.
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Real Lyric: Underneath your clothes there's an endless glory.
The Misheard: Underneath your balls there's an endless glory.
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba
The Misheard: My pony plays the mambo
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Real Lyric: My love has got no money He's got his strong beliefs
The Misheard: My love has got no money, he's got his jumbaleefs and... My love as got no money, he's got his dungarees
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Real Lyric: When I get older losing my hair
The Misheard: When I get older losing my head
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
The Misheard: Tom Glass the motorist directs you where to go.
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Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you leave the kids up on the table?
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Real Lyric: We're covered in lies
The Misheard: I'm covered in lice
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Real Lyric: I got chews they're multiplying And I'm losing control
The Misheard: My gut shrews, they're multiplying And my loo's in control.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee daba dee daba de daba die i i i i i
The Misheard: I like tooo eeat steak, but, if I eat steak I will die I ii i i i i
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