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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust (uh!)

    The Misheard: Another one bites the duster

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: Cocaine

    Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...cocaine

    The Misheard: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like...cocaine

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: Don't Cry

    Real Lyric: Don't you cry tonight There's a heaven above you baby

    The Misheard: Don't you cry tonight, Cuz we're a ball game baby

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    Artist: Neil Diamond

    Song: Forever In Blue Jeans

    Real Lyric: As long as I can have you here with me I'd much rather be forever in blue-jeans

    The Misheard: As long as I can have you here with me I'd much rather be Reverend Blue Jeans

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    Artist: Blondie

    Song: Heart Of Glass

    Real Lyric: Riding high on love's true bluish light

    The Misheard: Riding high My love's along the Lewis Line

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Crept up like a douche You know the roller in the night

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

    The Misheard: Sore on my candy door I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another runner in the night.

    The Misheard: Repped up like a douche-en-ow a runner in the night"

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover, She's just a girl who claims I am the one, But the kid is not my son

    The Misheard: Billie Jean is not m lover, She's just a girl who thinks I have the funds, But the Jedi ate my son

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Jack and Diane

    Real Lyric: Diane's debutante in the backseat of Jackie's car. Sucking on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze. [Later in the song]: Changes come aroud real soon make us women and men.

    The Misheard: Diane's daddy caught 'em in the backseat of Jackie's car. Sucking on a chili dog, outside they're tasting cheese. [later in the song]: Changes come around real soon make us swimming again.

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