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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: She told me her name was Billie Jean As she caused a scene

    The Misheard: She told me her name was Billie Jean As she crossed a stream

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

    The Misheard: Dirty sheep f*#k darn cheap

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    Artist: Talking Heads

    Song: Girlfriend Is Better

    Real Lyric: I've got a girlfriend with bows in her hair, and nothing's better than that.

    The Misheard: I've got a girlfriend with rocks in her head, and nothing's better than that.

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: dirty deeds and there done dirt cheap

    The Misheard: thirty thieves and the thunder chief!

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Tangled Up In Blue

    Real Lyric: The only thing I knew how to do was to keep on keeping on like a bird that flew.

    The Misheard: The only thing I knew how to do was to keep on keeping on like a virulent flu.

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Got the wings of heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man. . .

    The Misheard: But there ain't no dandruff on my shoes I'm a dancin' man. . .

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!

    The Misheard: F**k the Casbah! F**k the Casbah!

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    Artist: Cold Chisel

    Song: Cheap Wine

    Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three-day growth

    The Misheard: She's wilder than a female goat!

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    Artist: Lenny Kravitz

    Song: American Woman

    Real Lyric: American Woman, Stay away from me...

    The Misheard: A Naked Woman, Stay away from me....

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    Artist: Five For Fighting

    Song: Superman

    Real Lyric: Only a man in a funny red sheet Looking for special things inside of me Inside of me Inside me Yeah, inside me Inside of me

    The Misheard: Basically, anywhere the lead singer said "inside of me" I heard "in sodomy."

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