The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gotta do my hair, put my megaphone
The Misheard: Gotta do my hair, put my make up on
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Real Lyric: And swallow, swallow the key...
The Misheard: And swallow, swallow the cheese...
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Real Lyric: If she keeps it up I just might tell her so
The Misheard: She keeps it hotter than my telescope
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Real Lyric: Now I'll relate this little bit
The Misheard: An hour late? This little b***h...
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Real Lyric: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
The Misheard: Scan a moose, scan a moose do the fandango
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Real Lyric: And this is not an act, not a movie, not a TV show
The Misheard: This is not an act, not a movie, not a titty show
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Real Lyric: I locked the door to my own cell and I lost the key
The Misheard: I locked the door to my hotel and I lost the key
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Real Lyric: I can make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea.
The Misheard: I can make like a tutu in that form in purple you see.
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Real Lyric: Sex, sex, sex yeah! Sex, sex sex yeah!
The Misheard: Eggs, eggs eggs yeah! Eggs, eggs, eggs yeah!
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Real Lyric: I, I follow, I follow you Deep sea, baby
The Misheard: Oh, I follow, I'm following E.Ts baby
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