The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can't believe that everything's zen
The Misheard: I can't believe that Elvis is dead
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Real Lyric: blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.
The Misheard: blinded by the light, ripped up like a douche another lover in the light.
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Real Lyric: But I'm a creep; I'm a weirdo.
The Misheard: But I'm a creep; I'm a window.
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Real Lyric: There's a dead end to my left
The Misheard: There's a dad and some olives
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Real Lyric: Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there...what does he care?
The Misheard: Darling it sucks in the night when there's nobody there...what does he care?
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: You look like an angel Walk like an angel Talk like an angel
The Misheard: You look like a ninja Walk like a ninja Talk like a ninja
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Real Lyric: Sweet Home, Alabama
The Misheard: His thong, my papihas.
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Real Lyric: We forward in this generation...triumphantly
The Misheard: we forward in this generation...dry humping things
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Real Lyric: Reach out, touch faith
The Misheard: Reach out, touch me
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