The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: How can you have any pudding if you don't kick your feet?
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Real Lyric: You can plant any one of those
The Misheard: Granny wants a loosy
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Real Lyric: smoking ain't allowed in school.
The Misheard: smoking in the lab is cool!
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in Malcolm.
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Real Lyric: And we'll dig a deep hole, To bury the castle, bury the castle...
The Misheard: And we'll take a tea pole, To bury Picasso, bury Picasso...
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the purple shades it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view
The Misheard: From the tool shed it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Woman don't you know with you I'm born again. Lying safe with you I'm born again.
The Misheard: Woman don't you know with you I'm gonna gag. Lying safe with you I'm gonna gag.
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Real Lyric: I've Got My Mind Set On You
The Misheard: Get Up Or I'll Sit On You
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Real Lyric: I just can't wait till my 10-year reunion. I'm gonna bust down the double doors.
The Misheard: I just can't wait till my family reunion. I'm gonna bust out of Dumbledore.
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