The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: I'm in love with a bastard daster
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Real Lyric: There goes my hero, he's ordinary
The Misheard: There goes my hero, he's Sargeant Eric
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Real Lyric: There's no sign of life; it's just his power to charm
The Misheard: There's no sign of life; it's just a positron
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Real Lyric: "And you still act like you're in Freshman year"
The Misheard: "I used to lock my door in Freshman year"
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I'll catch some waves down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Makes a bloke feel so proud
The Misheard: Make some oatmeal sauerkraut
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Real Lyric: it's not all that glitters is gold
The Misheard: all that pizza is cold!
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street, Willie and the Poor boys are playing bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner Out in the street Where the poor boys are playing And the mix-up can't be beat.
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Real Lyric: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
The Misheard: Did it with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: Don't go chasing waffles
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