The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
The Misheard: tom grabs you by the dick and tells you where to go
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun.
The Misheard: Low-flying virgin on a pelican.
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Real Lyric: even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies.
The Misheard: Ethan Frome, floats around like butterflies.
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Real Lyric: Bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
The Misheard: Bye, bye, Miss American, bye.
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Real Lyric: Eton Rifles
The Misheard: Please turn right folks
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Real Lyric: Our father, who art in heaven, hallow be thy name
The Misheard: Our fathers, who aren't in heaven, hollow be thy name
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: School for Baretta
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue Da-ba-dee, da-ba-dai
The Misheard: I'm blue, promise me I will die
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Real Lyric: let it be, let it be , let it be, let it be ,leave some words of wisdom, let it be
The Misheard: let it pee, let it pee, let it pee with me watch the senators game on tv
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Real Lyric: One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
The Misheard: One of these days, I'm going to dance with the little people.
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