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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: White Flag

    Real Lyric: I won't put my hands up and surrender

    The Misheard: I won't poke my eyes out and surrender

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    Artist: Prodigy

    Song: Breathe

    Real Lyric: Come play my game (sung with a Cockney accent)

    The Misheard: Die, white boy die

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: she's got electric boots, a mohair suit

    The Misheard: she's got a rahavoo, a mohavoo

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    Artist: Smash Mouth

    Song: All Star

    Real Lyric: All that glitters is gold

    The Misheard: All that litter is cold

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: Well you're where you should be all the time And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend Wife of a close friend, and...

    The Misheard: Well you're where you should be all the time And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy or the wife of a postman Wife of a postman, and...

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    Artist: Alien Ant Farm

    Song: Smooth Criminal

    Real Lyric: Annie are you ok? you ok? you ok annie?

    The Misheard: If b***hes could burn now its your turn to fry Drown in a river (You can go on and just) Drown in a river (You can go on and just)

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    Artist: J. Geils Band

    Song: Centerfold

    Real Lyric: My memory has just been sold My angel is the centerfold

    The Misheard: My memory has just been sold By an angel with a cellphone

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big Ol' Jet Airline

    The Misheard: Pink Hotel with the light on

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Basket Case

    Real Lyric: do you have the time, to listen to me whine?

    The Misheard: do you have a dime, to listen to me whine?

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: Losing My Religion

    Real Lyric: thats me in the spotight losing my religion

    The Misheard: that's me with the frostbite losing my own pigeon

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