The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds and the thunder king
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Real Lyric: We were never carved in stone
The Misheard: We were never carpet stoned
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Real Lyric: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
The Misheard: she was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her thumb in a shape inside out by her forehead.
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Real Lyric: More than a feeling
The Misheard: Four letter feeling
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Real Lyric: If I can only reach you If I can make you smile
The Misheard: F*ck when only reach you F*ck and make you smile
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird. I'll only fly away.
The Misheard: I'm like a bird. I wanna fly away.
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Real Lyric: My friend the communist holds meetings in his rv
The Misheard: My friend the communist holds meetings in his office
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Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put a little (makeup), Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable
The Misheard: Grandmama should put on a little makeup Why'd you leave the kids up on the table? Why'd you m********e with the shade up?
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Real Lyric: Hangin out behind the club on the wekkend, actin stupid gettin drunk with my best friend, i could wait for the summer at the warped tour, i remember its the first time that i saw here there
The Misheard: Hangin out behind the club on the wekkend, actin stupid gettin drunk with my best friend, i could wait for the summer at the warm shore, i remember its the first time that i saw here there
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep, i'm a weirdo
The Misheard: i'm a creep, i'm a widdow
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