The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Turn Up the Radio
The Misheard: Turnips in the Radio!
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Real Lyric: I before E except after C
The Misheard: I before E it comes after C
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Real Lyric: When the Sheriff, John Brown, come for you. Tell me! What you gonna do?
The Misheard: When the sugar plum gun come for you. Dead meat! What you gonna do?
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Real Lyric: Illuminate the "No's" on their vacancy sign
The Misheard: Illuminate the nose on their vacancy sign
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Real Lyric: Rich daddy left you with a parachute, voice sounds like money and your face is cute, but your daddy left you with no love, and you touch everything with a velvet glove
The Misheard: b**th daddy left you with a pair of shoes, voice salmonella and a vase of coons, butcher daddy left you with no glove, and you touch everything with a belted grub
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Real Lyric: We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
The Misheard: And God, I feel my man-s**ts coming.
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Real Lyric: Listen as the Crowds would sing... That was when I ruled the world
The Misheard: Guess what Mr. Krabs would say... That's when Winter ruled the world.
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Real Lyric: Well, I hope Neal Young will remember....
The Misheard: Well, Oatmeal Young will remember....
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Real Lyric: And when I asked her before, she said she's holding out
The Misheard: And when I asked her will ya f**k, she said she's holding it out
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Real Lyric: We're going to party...
The Misheard: We're going to potty...
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