The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Long after the experience of living is gone
The Misheard: Don't have to be afraid of living in the john
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three-day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a free day of golf
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Real Lyric: reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: richard cornflakes
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Real Lyric: we call it master and servant
The Misheard: in french oui colette ma soeur est servante
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheep
The Misheard: Dirty deeds, I like cake
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Real Lyric: Go on, go on, leave me breathless.
The Misheard: Go on, go on, leave me breastless.
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Real Lyric: Once bitten, twice shy.
The Misheard: One sick white child.
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Real Lyric: If we share this nightmare Then we can dream Spiritus mundi.
The Misheard: If we share this nightmare Then we can dream Spiritual spooning.
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Real Lyric: When you get drunk , i'll be the wine
The Misheard: when you get screwed , i'll be around
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Real Lyric: Maybe you get a blister on your thumb
The Misheard: Baby quiero queso roņoso
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