The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Impostor, been fostered, then my new father drained my dirty blood.
The Misheard: Imposter, Ben Foster, then my new father drank my dirty blood.
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Real Lyric: We'LL FLY THROUGH THE FALLS AND SUMMERS...
The Misheard: We'll fly through the BOSTON summers ..
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Real Lyric: With a taste of a poison paradise
The Misheard: With the taste of a poisoned pair of dice
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Real Lyric: too cool for my dress , these shades won't leave my head
The Misheard: too cool for my dress , they shave only my head
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Real Lyric: so no more counting dollars
The Misheard: so no more calendars
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Real Lyric: So, baby, come light me up, and maybe I'll let you on it
The Misheard: So, baby come invite me up, and maybe I'll let you on it
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Real Lyric: I got this feeling inside my bones
The Misheard: I got this feeling inside my balls
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Real Lyric: 'Cause, girl, you're perfect
The Misheard: Screw your Birthday / Screw your Boyfriend / Screw your perfect
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Real Lyric: Maybe I'm the one. Maybe I'm the one, who is, a schizophrenic psyco.
The Misheard: Maybe I'm a wall. Maybe I'm a wall, that is, a skittle throwing psyco.
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Real Lyric: Our love is like water
The Misheard: I love memes like Walter
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