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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Oh, You Pretty Things

    Real Lyric: you gotta make way for the Homo Superior!

    The Misheard: You gotta mke way for a homo experience!

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    Artist: Yes

    Song: Owner of a Lonely Heart

    Real Lyric: Owner of a lonely heart

    The Misheard: Omera, the lonely hut

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    Artist: Harry Chapin

    Song: Cat's In The Cradle

    Real Lyric: See you later, can I have them please?

    The Misheard: See you later, can I have a 10 please?

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    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Song: Sweet Home Alabama

    Real Lyric: Sweet Home Alabama!

    The Misheard: Sweet Home, Obama!

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    Artist: Kasabian

    Song: Shoot The Runner

    Real Lyric: Loose yourself to the scene Am I only a dream

    The Misheard: Use your sustenance thing Am I only a train

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    Artist: Men At Work

    Song: Down Under

    Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave a vegemite sandwich.

    The Misheard: He just smiled and gave a bite of my sandwich.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sad But True

    Real Lyric: You know it's, sad but true!

    The Misheard: You know it's state patrol!

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Feel the city breakin' and everbody shakin'; Stayin alive, stayin alive.

    The Misheard: Feel the eggs are breakin', and everybody's baking; Stayin alive, stayin alive.

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    Artist: Hall & Oates

    Song: Kiss On My List

    Real Lyric: Because your kiss is on my list

    The Misheard: Because your pissed about your lisp

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite

    Real Lyric: The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil. Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.

    The Misheard: The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in his car. Call me ta bake her up. Call me try bake her-ha.

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