The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: in your closet, in your head
The Misheard: in your coffee in your hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Real Lyric: life in the fast lane
The Misheard: slide in the vasoline
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Real Lyric: Brenda and Eddie were still going steady in the summer of '75
The Misheard: Brenda and Yeti were still going steady....
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Real Lyric: Shake your booty
The Misheard: shake your boobies
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Real Lyric: Too legit to quit
The Misheard: Do the git real quick
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in calss today
The Misheard: Jeremy's from Spokane, and he's gay.
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Real Lyric: well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
The Misheard: well you kissed me and stopped me from shaving
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: You reach paradise and put on your parking lights.
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Real Lyric: not fit to the picture kept will remind me not fit to be the picture kept will remind me
The Misheard: the pittle the picture kept will remind me the pig told me the picture kept will remind me
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