The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What Ive got youve got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
The Misheard: What I've got you've got to give to your dog now, You do a little dance and the put it in his water
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Real Lyric: Father into your hands, I commend my spirit
The Misheard: For the gearheads, i commend my spirits
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Real Lyric: i will op-open my eye!
The Misheard: i will poop in my eye
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Real Lyric: Try now, we can only lose
The Misheard: China we can only lose
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Real Lyric: This is ground control to Major Tom You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare /Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
The Misheard: This is ground control to Magic Town You really make it great And the papers want it now good shot you went Now it's time to eat the cats food if you dare /Planit tub is blue and there's nothing I can do.
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian
The Misheard: Bawk like a big chicken
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Real Lyric: And you know sometimes words have two meanings
The Misheard: And you know sometimes words have no meanings
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Real Lyric: We are young, heartache to heartache
The Misheard: We are scum, heartache to heartache
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: Where the redneck gays are f**ked
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Real Lyric: You can't hide your lyin' eyes
The Misheard: You can't hide your iodine
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