The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain
The Misheard: If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain If you like listening to roast beef I'll do it all again
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Real Lyric: Whats my age again?
The Misheard: Where my pain meds?
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Real Lyric: And I will pray to a big God, as I meet him in the big church
The Misheard: And I will pray to a big God, as I meet him in the big trash
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Real Lyric: Walking on broken glass
The Misheard: walking on pokémon
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Real Lyric: Eminence front...Eminence front....it's a put-on
The Misheard: M&Ms from...M&Ms from...Godzilla!
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: Pop him in the jaw and dial one
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Real Lyric: I have 2 for this one: 1. Lucy in the sky with diamonds and 2. The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
The Misheard: 1. Lucy's getting high with Linus and 2. The girl with collitis goes by.
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Real Lyric: Big Ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big old Jed had a light on
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Real Lyric: Jeux sans frontieres
The Misheard: She's so far away
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Real Lyric: They say that girl ya know she act too tough tough tough Well it’s 'til I turn off the light, turn off the light They say that girl you know she act so rough rough rough Well it’s 'til I turn off the light, turn off the light
The Misheard: They say that growin old is just so tough tough tough So turn off the lights, turn off the lights They say that growin old is just so rough rough rough They say turn off the lights, turn off the lights
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