The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
The Misheard: Every one hates me "cause I hurt the lamb
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Rod's a hazard, Rod's a hazard
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Real Lyric: Put another dime in the jukebox baby
The Misheard: Sugar on my thigh since he jukebox lady
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Real Lyric: I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango
The Misheard: i wear stilettos even though i am a man, scare a moose, scare a moose, i've got duty free mangos!
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Real Lyric: When I'm ridin' round the world and I'm doin' this and I'm signing that and I'm tryin' to make some girl who tells me baby better come back later next week 'cause you see I'm on losing streak.
The Misheard: When I'm ridin' round the world and I'm doin' this and signin' that and I'm tryin' to make some girl, pregnant, baby better come back later next week can't you see I'm all a losin' sleep!
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Real Lyric: Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, son
The Misheard: Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way that you f--k, son That ain't the way that you f--k, son
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Real Lyric: It's a death row pardon two minuts too late
The Misheard: It's a death row hard on two minuts too late
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Real Lyric: The Pinball Wizard has such a supple wrist That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
The Misheard: The Pinball Wizard has such a suckful rest That death of a blanket sure plays a mean pinball
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Real Lyric: Too much, the magic bus Thruppence and Sixpence each day
The Misheard: Yuh Huh, the magic bus Toothbrush, the magic bus Thruppence and Sucks Pants each day
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Real Lyric: Feeling unknown And youre all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver Ill make you a believer
The Misheard: Feeling alone when you're all alone, blessed bet by the tele-vet, pick up the receiver of it: you're a believer.
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