The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dress you up in my love all over all over Gonna dress you up in my love All over your body
The Misheard: Gonna dress you up as my dog Here Rover, here Rover Gonna dress you up as my dog Here Rover, my doggy
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Real Lyric: Big ol jet airliner
The Misheard: Rico, Chad, and Lionel
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Real Lyric: Hip to be square!
The Misheard: Hit the beef square!
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Real Lyric: (Yeah, yeah) Dude looks like a lady! (yeah, yeah)
The Misheard: (Yeah, yeah) You talk like a baby! (yeah, yeah)
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Real Lyric: "i'd like to keep my cheeks dry today"
The Misheard: "i'd like to keep my cheating stragedy"
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Real Lyric: You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
The Misheard: You try to scream but pterodactyls fly over you naked You start to freeze as someone pokes you right between the eyes
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Real Lyric: She was blinded by the light, Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: She was blinded by the light, Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
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Real Lyric: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night
The Misheard: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for a s**te
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
The Misheard: She's a slutty morbid you will know.
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Real Lyric: I fight authority, authority always wins.
The Misheard: I fight a forty, a forty always wins.
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