The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
The Misheard: Reagan rocks in the hot sun
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Real Lyric: Ding dong ding dong, that is their song.
The Misheard: King Donkey Kong, that is their song.
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Real Lyric: Just acting our age
The Misheard: Just sucked an orange
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Real Lyric: Billie Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge
The Misheard: Billie Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge
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Real Lyric: I love cheap thrills
The Misheard: I love cheap churros.
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Real Lyric: But skip the hearts and flowers, skip the ivory towers
The Misheard: But skip the hearts and flowers, skip the Eiffel Tower
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Real Lyric: Don't lean on me man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket.
The Misheard: Don't lean on me man, 'cause you're California chicken.
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Real Lyric: Grips on your waist, front way, back way
The Misheard: Focus on your face, front face, back face
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Real Lyric: Baby, can you breathe? I got this from Jamaica It always works for me Dakota to Decatur
The Misheard: Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica? It always works for me, I call it "tooth decayer"
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Real Lyric: One of these days, the bombs will drop
The Misheard: One of these days, their balls will drop
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