The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
The Misheard: (Let him go!) Aunt Milda, we will not let you go!!
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Real Lyric: Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: searchin' for my log shaker and salt
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Real Lyric: i want to be just as close as your holy ghost is
The Misheard: i want to be just as close as you're holly go upstairs
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Real Lyric: And in the naked light i saw ten thousand people maybe more
The Misheard: and in the naked land i saw ten thousand people maybe more
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Real Lyric: billie jean is not my lover she`s just a girl who claims i am the one but the kid is not my son
The Misheard: billie jean is not my lover she`s just a girl who claims i am the one but Janet's not my son
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Real Lyric: Please hey would we care
The Misheard: PLease hey whoopie cat
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Real Lyric: I watched with glee while your kings and queens fought for ten dacades for the gods they made
The Misheard: I watched with glee while your kings and queens bought the tender cage for the gods they made
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Real Lyric: A denial..
The Misheard: Dirty nylons..
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Real Lyric: with one headlight
The Misheard: with water and light
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Real Lyric: The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
The Misheard: The surgeon nipples says it's toxic enough to breathe I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
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