The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And the drippings from the ceiling.
The Misheard: And the drippings from the seagulls.
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Real Lyric: "ooo rump of smooth skin"
The Misheard: "ooo...rumpelstiltskin"
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Real Lyric: It's a heartache, Hits you when it's too late
The Misheard: It's a heartache, Hits you with a toothache
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a goose, Another runner in the night
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold
The Misheard: Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get laid Ollie glitters in gold Only shootin' par in the cold
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Real Lyric: I ain't no holla back girl.
The Misheard: There ain't no hall of fat, girl.
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette
The Misheard: Pay the rent collect
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Real Lyric: You wore a shirt of violent green.
The Misheard: You are a shy violent breed.
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff
The Misheard: Eichhörnchen Sheriff
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: do the laka lady
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