The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Look at all the happy creatures dancin' on the lawn
The Misheard: Look at all the happy preachers dancin' on the lawn
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Real Lyric: You are going to reap just what you sow
The Misheard: You are going to Rio, just watch your soul
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a douche and then i rode her in the night
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings, I hear violins
The Misheard: When Smokey sings, there is violence
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Real Lyric: Father, Into your hands
The Misheard: Father Deerhands
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and the poorboys are playin’; Bring a nickel; tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, out in the street, Pay a buck for the band Bring a ni**er, tap your feet.
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Real Lyric: signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
The Misheard: signed, sealed, delivered, Up Yours!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche Another runner in the night
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Real Lyric: Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job but I get no offers just a come-on from the whores on 7th avenue
The Misheard: Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job but I get no offers Just to come home from the war zone, Seventh Avenue
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Real Lyric: don't mess around with a guy in shades, oh no.
The Misheard: she got in bed with a guy who said "oh no"
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