The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with Martyn's
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Real Lyric: Feed the world
The Misheard: feed the welsh
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Real Lyric: I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life.
The Misheard: I want something else to get me through this semi-formal kind of life.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near.
The Misheard: I walk cobbles when you are not here.
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Real Lyric: Just tilt my sun towards your domain have now started the act of bleeding into one, into one...
The Misheard: Just sold my soul to a drugged-up man Have now started the act of bleeding empty why? empty why?
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Real Lyric: with the birds i'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: we'll purchase sheds along with you
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Real Lyric: whats wrong with taking the backstreets?
The Misheard: whats wrong with nick in the flapcheeks?
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Real Lyric: It's the final countdown
The Misheard: It's the fight of Young Town.
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Real Lyric: Footloose, Footloose, kick off my Sunday shoes
The Misheard: Footlosse, Footloose, kid got my Sunday shoes
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Real Lyric: Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you
The Misheard: Put a quarter in the alibaster jukebox To make it play a tune.
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