The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more And show the world to me
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt you little whore And show your squirrel to me
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Real Lyric: R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Takin' care of T.C.B.
The Misheard: R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Takin' TCP
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Real Lyric: "Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again."
The Misheard: "Oh Lord, I'm stroking an old guy again."
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Real Lyric: semi-charmed kind of life
The Misheard: cyberpunk kind of life
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Real Lyric: It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford, slowin' down to take a look at me
The Misheard: It's a girl, my Lord, with a plastic sword, slowin' down to take a look at me
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles.
The Misheard: I've been eating milkos.
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and the poor boys are playin', bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, out in the street, when the folk boys are playin', (I had no idea... something about beat or feet?)
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Real Lyric: like a drifter i was born to walk alone
The Misheard: like a twister i was born to walk alone
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Real Lyric: Hold my Hand
The Misheard: All my ham
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Real Lyric: Keep up with the force don't stop
The Misheard: Take it off at the post office
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