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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Boxer

    Real Lyric: Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue

    The Misheard: Just come in from the war zone, Seventh Avenue

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: All I Wanna Do

    Real Lyric: And he's plain ugly to me And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life

    The Misheard: and hes playing ugly to me and i wonder if hes ever even had a single wife

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

    The Misheard: Stabelize, stabelize

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jungle Love

    Real Lyric: You swim in my blood when its warm

    The Misheard: you swim in my butt when its warm

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    Artist: Roxette

    Song: Dressed For Success

    Real Lyric: I'm going to get dressed for success

    The Misheard: I'm going to get dressed for some sex

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Can't Buy Me Love

    Real Lyric: Can't buy me love

    The Misheard: Just puppy love

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    Artist: Village People

    Song: Y.M.C.A.

    Real Lyric: Y.M.C.A.

    The Misheard: why is he gay

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Chiquitita

    Real Lyric: you'll be dancing once again and the pain will end

    The Misheard: you'll be dancing once again like a crazy hen

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: Hey farmer farmer put away that DDT now...

    The Misheard: Hey father father put away that DVD now...

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: Hash Pipe

    Real Lyric: youve got your problems iv'e got my eye swipe youve got your big jeans iv'e got my hash pipe

    The Misheard: youve got your alarms on iv'e got my ass wipe youve got your big cheese ive got my rash wife

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