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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: stayin' alive, stayin' alive

    The Misheard: stabilize stabilize

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: Paradise City

    Real Lyric: Take me down to the Paradise City...

    The Misheard: Take me down to the very last city...

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Can You Feel The Love Tonight

    Real Lyric: Its enough to make kings and vagabonds

    The Misheard: It's enought to make cheese and crackers on

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    Artist: Cher

    Song: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

    Real Lyric: Every night all the men would come around... and lay their money down.

    The Misheard: Every night all the men would come around... and lay the monkey down.

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    Artist: Pink

    Song: You Make Me Sick

    Real Lyric: You Make Me Sick I want you and i'm hating it

    The Misheard: You make me sick I'll jump you like a candlestick

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lodi

    Real Lyric: Oh, Lord, stuck in a Lodi again

    The Misheard: Oh, no, suckin' a lone diaphragm

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    Artist: National Anthems

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: With golden soil and wealth for toil Our home is girt by sea Our land abounds in nature's gifts Of beauty rich and rare In history's page let every stage Advance Australia Fair

    The Misheard: With golden soil and wealth for toil Our home is dirt by sea Our land abounds in nature strips Of beauty rich and rare In history's page let every stage Advance Australia Fair

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: B-B-B-Bennie and the jets

    The Misheard: P-P-P-Put your fanny to my chest

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    Artist: Bruce Springsteen

    Song: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out

    Real Lyric: 10th avenue freeze out

    The Misheard: dead devil in the freezer

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    Artist: BTO

    Song: Takin' Care Of Business

    Real Lyric: You get up every morning From the alarm clock's warning Take the 8:15 into the city

    The Misheard: They get up every morning From their long crotch-warming

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