The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blue on Blue Heartaches on Heartaches
The Misheard: Blue on Blue Bardy oh Bardy
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Real Lyric: It was an Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka do bikini
The Misheard: He broke the itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dock kakeenee
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Real Lyric: This melody was meant for you.
The Misheard: 'Cause my ID was meant for you.
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Real Lyric: I mean, I could but why would I want to?
The Misheard: I'm in a cupboard, why would I want to?
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Real Lyric: And all the clubs you get in using my name
The Misheard: And all the clouds you get in using my name
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Real Lyric: And when you told me that you hated my friends The only problem was with you and not them
The Misheard: And when you told me that you hated my friends The only problem was with you and Nathan
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Real Lyric: Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight (I love cheap thrills)
The Misheard: Baby I don't need your love pills to have fun tonight (I don't take pills!)
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me
The Misheard: Strong *** jug band
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She sees it happen, is it going to touch her?
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Real Lyric: Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: Oh Josh, even downtown is so scary
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