The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city
The Misheard: Take me down to the pair of nice titties
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Real Lyric: Bad, bad Leroy Brown, Badder than ol' King Kong eaner than a junkyard dog
The Misheard: Bad, bad Leroy Brown, Badder than a honkin' car eaner than a junkyard dog
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Real Lyric: Lokking for my lost Shaker and Salt
The Misheard: Looking for My lost Sugar and Son
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Real Lyric: there you sit, sitting in spare like a book on a shelf rusting
The Misheard: there you sit, s**tting in a busted toilet again
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place ... Don't lean on me man 'cause you can't afford the ticket, I'm back from suffragette city!
The Misheard: The smell of that chick just took the smile from my face ... Don't lean on me man 'cause you can't afford the ticket, I'm back from some of that city!
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Real Lyric: smoke on the water, fire in the sky!
The Misheard: slow motion walter, fire engine guy!
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Real Lyric: Super freak, super freak
The Misheard: Two for free, two for free
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Real Lyric: It's so ironic how I had to lose just To see
The Misheard: So veronica I had to use ecstasy
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Real Lyric: Sunday bloody sunday
The Misheard: Små negrer i sanden ("Small negroes in the sand" in swedish)
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Real Lyric: f**k me! I'm all out of enemies!
The Misheard: f**k me! I'm more than a bit of meat!
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