The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Were Jammin, wanna Jam with you
The Misheard: Jammin, I wanna jam with a Jew
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Real Lyric: Drench my thoughts with gasoline
The Misheard: stroke my c**k with vaseline
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: Slapping my face with his fingers
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Real Lyric: lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: looking at the sky for diamonds
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Real Lyric: i want you back for good
The Misheard: houd je bek voorgoed (dutch) shut up for good (english)
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Real Lyric: Come back to my wuthering, wuthering, wuthering heights
The Misheard: Come back to my waterproof, waterproof, waterproof heights
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Billie Jean is not my mother She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid has got my gun
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Real Lyric: The Shareef don't like it. Rock the Casbah. Rock the Casbah.
The Misheard: Shar-ee don't like it F*** the bastards F*** the bastards
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit...
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused...
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: The smell of that chick just took the smile from my face
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