The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We're heading for Venus
The Misheard: We're having a fetus My teacher misheard them as: We're having a penis
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Real Lyric: On the first day of Christmas My true love sent to me: A partridge in a pear tree and also Five golden rings
The Misheard: On the first day of Christmas My true love sent to me: A ostrich in a pear tree and also Five golden girls
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Real Lyric: go on go on go on leave me breatheless
The Misheard: go on go on go on leave me bradley
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Real Lyric: You got mud on your face, you big disgrace-
The Misheard: You got Bud on your case, he slapped yo' face-
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Real Lyric: "Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why ’scuse me while I kiss the sky"
The Misheard: "I got money, but i don't know why, 'scuse me while Im bisnes guy"
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Real Lyric: The best day of my life
The Misheard: The mustard in my heart
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Real Lyric: Love, Love, Love
The Misheard: Glove, Glove, Glove
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Real Lyric: Help me, Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
The Misheard: Leprechaun, lep, leprechaun
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Real Lyric: I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
The Misheard: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Flappy plastic, it's fantastic!
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Real Lyric: Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like
The Misheard: Bye sukkel, Bye sukkel, bye sukkel I want to ride my wife, sukkel I want to ride my wife I want to ride my wife, sukkel I want to ride her when I like
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