The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's a new band in town, but you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine
The Misheard: There's a new band in town, but you can't get the sound from a Soviet magazine
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Real Lyric: You can get yourself clean
The Misheard: You can get yourself weed
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Real Lyric: I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark like living in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
The Misheard: I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark like livin' in a polygag and given Al Sparks.
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Real Lyric: Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
The Misheard: Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a negro in a cage?
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Real Lyric: Oh baby when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise and keep on Reading the signs of my body
The Misheard: Oh baby when you talk like thatrnYou make a woman go madrnSo be wise and keep onrnHearing the sounds of my butthole
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Real Lyric: My house is dark and my pots are cold
The Misheard: My house is dark and my thoughts are cold
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Real Lyric: Snowflakes Falling Snowflakes Falling
The Misheard: Starship Calling Starship Calling
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Real Lyric: the ice we skate is getting pretty thin.
The Misheard: the icecream state is getting pretty thin.
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Real Lyric: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
The Misheard: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a slut like me?
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Real Lyric: All these cars and up on the sidewalk People in every direction
The Misheard: All these cars and up on the sidewalk MEATBALL in every direction...
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