The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 10271 thru 10280 of 54136
Real Lyric: Six Foot Four and Full of Muscles
The Misheard: Six Foot Four and Full of Mustard
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: Ya know I'd like to keep my cheating strategy.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Funky little shack! Funky little shack!
The Misheard: f**kin' in the shack! f**kin' in the shack!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Can't buy me love!
The Misheard: Canned puppy love!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: There is no pain, you are receding.
The Misheard: There is no pain, you are a ceiling.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I can suck it up
The Misheard: I can suck a duck
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Father! (Father!)x4
The Misheard: Randolph! x4
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue for three thousand dollars, for three thousand dollars
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: So, goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl.
The Misheard: So, goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs have to silently howl.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: How does it feel to be on your own Like a complete unknown
The Misheard: How does it feel to be own your own Like-a complete-a nong
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.