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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Black Crowes

    Song: Hard To Handle

    Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle ’cause mama I’m sure hard to handle, now, Gets around

    The Misheard: Hey lemme love you like a candle 'cause the the handyman gets around, now, gets around

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    Artist: The Kings

    Song: Switchin' To Glide

    Real Lyric: Switchin' to glide

    The Misheard: Switchin' to guys

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di...

    The Misheard: I'm blue, in Aberdeen I will die...

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

    The Misheard: It's a gay paradise, put on your f*king lights.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Hakuna Matata

    Real Lyric: Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase.

    The Misheard: Hakuna Matata, what wonderful brains.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: When I'm Sixty-Four

    Real Lyric: Will you still need me Will you still feed me When I'm Sixty-Four

    The Misheard: Will you still need me Will you still see me When I'm Sixty-Four

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: Money For Nothing

    Real Lyric: We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries

    The Misheard: We got some disco microwave ovens Custom kitchens to liberate

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust!

    The Misheard: I never wanna fight the Doc!

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    Artist: Kinks

    Song: You Really Got Me

    Real Lyric: Girl, you really got me now

    The Misheard: Girl, you really got mail now

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    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Song: Sweet Home Alabama

    Real Lyric: sweet home alabama

    The Misheard: we need home, not a mama

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