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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Get Off Of My Cloud

    Real Lyric: Don't hang around, 'cause two's a crowd

    The Misheard: Don't hang around, go on, shoo, get down

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    Artist: Bush

    Song: Glycerine

    Real Lyric: couldn't love you more you've got a beautiful face

    The Misheard: cut blood you pour you've got a beautiful taste

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Wherever I May Roam

    Real Lyric: And my ties are severed clean

    The Misheard: But my childs ar seven clean

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Something in the Way

    Real Lyric: it's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings something in the way

    The Misheard: it's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feet, and something in the way

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Rockerfellar Skank

    Real Lyric: right about now the funk soul brother

    The Misheard: ride a bike now to funk your brother

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    Artist: Cher

    Song: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

    Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves We'd hear it from the people of the town They'd call us gypsies, tramps and thieves But every night all the men would come around And lay their money down

    The Misheard: Gypsies, chimpanzees We'd hear it from the people of the town They'd call us gypsies, chimpanzees But every night all the men would come around And lay the monkey down

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    Artist: John Lennon

    Song: Instant Karma

    Real Lyric: Instant karma's gonna get you/ Gonna knock you right on the head

    The Misheard: There's a cop who's gonna get you/ Gonna knock you right on the head

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    Artist: Depeche Mode

    Song: Personal Jesus

    Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith

    The Misheard: Reach out and touch me

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    Artist: Lou Reed

    Song: Perfect Day

    Real Lyric: You're going to reap just what you sow.

    The Misheard: You're going to reap, just watch yourself.

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.

    The Misheard: with the bloodshed its a long love you

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