The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get no towels, but I get up again. You aint never gonna get my towels!
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Real Lyric: Tommy used to work on the docks
The Misheard: Tell me is the world gonna die
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Real Lyric: Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.
The Misheard: Slowly walking down the hall, past the Vatican and ball.
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Real Lyric: Body and beats, I stain my sheets, I dont even know why. My girlfriend, she's at the end, she is starting to cry
The Misheard: Body and beads, I stain my sheets, i dont even know why. My girlfriend, she's at the end, she is starting to cry
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Real Lyric: Ain't too proud to beg
The Misheard: Catch you by the bay
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Real Lyric: You ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time
The Misheard: You ain't nothing but a hound dog crapping on a tire
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Real Lyric: Hold my breath as I wish for death
The Misheard: Oh my breath is sideways for days
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Real Lyric: Oo-wee babe you set my soul on fire
The Misheard: Ooh, these bigots set my soul on fire
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a woman.
The Misheard: Damn it's a woman.
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Real Lyric: I'm comin' up, get this party started...
The Misheard: I'm comin' out, get this party started...
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