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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

    Real Lyric: The girl with kalidescope eyes

    The Misheard: The girl with colitis goes by

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Comfortably Numb

    Real Lyric: There is no pain, you are receding

    The Misheard: There is no pain, you are a ceiling

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Day Tripper

    Real Lyric: She's a big teaser...

    The Misheard: She's a prick teaser....

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer see the headlights on the highway lay me down in sheets of leather

    The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza In the headlights on the highway lay me down in sheets of pleather

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    Artist: Fugees

    Song: Killing Me Softly With His Song

    Real Lyric: strumming my pain with his fingers

    The Misheard: strolling my pants with his fingers

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: Take my hand and we'll make it i swear

    The Misheard: take my hand and we'll make a sweater

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: My Life

    Real Lyric: I never said I was a victim of circumstance.

    The Misheard: I never said I was a victim of circumcise.

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: When I Come Around

    Real Lyric: When I come around

    The Misheard: When i calm her down

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Pledge Of Allegiance

    Real Lyric: with liberty and justice for all

    The Misheard: with liberty and justice frog

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    Artist: U2

    Song: One

    Real Lyric: (i've yet to find out what falsetto bit bono sings is..)

    The Misheard: hoo oo oo, ah-hah bacon, bacon, bacon and cabbage, only cabbage.

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