The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your purple prose just gives you away
The Misheard: Your passport just gives you away
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Real Lyric: You had a busy day today
The Misheard: You had a visitor today
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Real Lyric: Send me on my way
The Misheard: Jimmy and the whale
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Real Lyric: You're hear there's nothing to fear...
The Misheard: Yaheeb, there's nothing to fear...
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Real Lyric: Kissed by a rose on the grey?
The Misheard: Hit on the nose by a train
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Real Lyric: Let me drown in your laughter, let me die in your arms
The Misheard: Let me crawl in your after, let me die in your darms (german for gut, bowel)
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Real Lyric: Dude (looks like a lady)
The Misheard: Do the c**k a lay lee
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Real Lyric: Everybody have fun tonight Everybody Wang Chung tonight
The Misheard: Everybody have fun tonight Everybody get drunk tonight
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Real Lyric: His girl took a week's worth of valium and slept
The Misheard: His girl took a week's worth of valium and slapped him
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Real Lyric: When you are with me I'm free, I'm careless, I believe
The Misheard: When you are with me I'm free, I'm hairless, I believe
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