The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Business men they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: business men they drink my wine come and dig my herb
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Real Lyric: ive felt the hate rise up in me kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
The Misheard: ive felt the hair ris up in me kneel down clear stone
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Real Lyric: Jimmy quit and Jody got married I shoulda known we'd never get far
The Misheard: ginge quit dixon got laid i shoulda known we'd never get a car
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready to pump this jam
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Real Lyric: Keep it coming, Love!
The Misheard: Keep it common law!
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Real Lyric: Keep it coming, Love!
The Misheard: Keep it common law!
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone..
The Misheard: Whirling round the Earth so very long....
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Real Lyric: Well I will go down with this ship
The Misheard: Well I will go down with this s**t
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Real Lyric: Whyd you have to go and make things so complicated
The Misheard: Whyd you have to go and make me so constipated
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Real Lyric: My sacrifice
The Misheard: My sack is nice
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