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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Suffragette City

    Real Lyric: My Suffragette City

    The Misheard: My sandhich is in 'ere (here)

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    Artist: Coldplay

    Song: Viva La Vida

    Real Lyric: I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes

    The Misheard: I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's *SS

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Ziggy Stardust

    Real Lyric: When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.

    The Misheard: When the kids had killed again I had to break up the band.

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: (Don't Go Back To) Rockville

    Real Lyric: I know it might sound strange but I believe you'll be coming back before too long.

    The Misheard: I know that my town's strange but I believe you'll be coming back before too long.

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    Artist: The Pixies

    Song: Is She Weird

    Real Lyric: Is she weird, is she white Is she promised to the night And her head has no room And her head has no room...

    The Misheard: Is she weird, is she white Is she promised to the night And her Ed Asner room And her Ed Asner room...

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: When You Were Mine

    Real Lyric: Maybe that's the reason that it hurt me so

    The Misheard: Maybe that's the reason I need herpes, oh!

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    Artist: Verve Pipe

    Song: Freshmen

    Real Lyric: I cannot believe we ever died for these sins.

    The Misheard: I cannot believe we ever got 40 cents.

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    Artist: Shakira

    Song: Underneath Your Clothes

    Real Lyric: There's my territory.

    The Misheard: There's my Teletubbie.

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    Artist: Starland Vocal Band

    Song: Afternoon Delight

    Real Lyric: "And the thought of loving you is gettin' so exciting"

    The Misheard: "And the father of the mule is gettin' so excited"

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Soy un pededor

    The Misheard: Soooooiled mandible

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