The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Willy goes into a dance, and doubles on kazoo
The Misheard: Willy goes into a dance, the devil's on the loose
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Real Lyric: Rock wilder, baby!
The Misheard: Rotweiller, baby!
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Real Lyric: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
The Misheard: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb and the shape of an elf on his forehead.
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Real Lyric: Hit me with best shot.
The Misheard: Hit me with your wet snot.
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Real Lyric: So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold And starlight in your eyes of blue.
The Misheard: When you think of all that's in your hair, the golden carburators that are true
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Real Lyric: Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
The Misheard: Opus Dei had a cot of beers
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Real Lyric: She was sitting at the table He could see she was unable Annie are you ok? Would you tell us that you're ok?
The Misheard: She was sitting at the table He could see she was a negroe Laddie, you're ok But you're jealous over Coldplay
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: Lucy is a guy named Simon
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Real Lyric: It smiles at me
The Misheard: It smells like me
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
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