The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no girl reaction
The Misheard: I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no girly action
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Real Lyric: Use my hands for everything but steering
The Misheard: Use my pants for everything but steering
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Real Lyric: Bad moon rising
The Misheard: Baboon rising Baboon writing Baboon writhing Bad moon Horizon (This is the one I settled on for about 20 years)
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Real Lyric: Willie goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo.
The Misheard: Will he go into a trance? The Devil's on the loose.
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Real Lyric: Ooops I did it again I played with your heart Got lost in the game Ooh baby, baby...
The Misheard: Ooops I think I killed Ken I let out a fart Now covered in shame Ooh baby, baby...
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Real Lyric: Everbody hurts
The Misheard: Everbody hearts
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover
The Misheard: Billie's jeans are not my mothers
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Real Lyric: Janie's got a gun
The Misheard: Cheney's got a gun
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Real Lyric: I love rock & roll. Put another dime in the jukebox, baby.
The Misheard: I love rock & roll. Spend another dime on the juicebox, baby.
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Real Lyric: Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor
The Misheard: Picture this we were both butt naked lying on the bathroom floor
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