The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Exhuming McCarthy
The Misheard: Losing my car keys
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Real Lyric: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
The Misheard: everybody needs a cushion for a pillow
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady!
The Misheard: Do it like a lady!
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Real Lyric: Follow me down, follow me down down down,
The Misheard: fugly,fugly,fugly,damn,damn,damn
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Real Lyric: Don't speak, I know just what you're saying
The Misheard: Nosebleed, I know just what you're saying
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: lo fi version of a pelican
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Real Lyric: I'm young / I know / but even so I know a thing / or two / I learned from you
The Misheard: I'm young / I know / but even so I know I've been / a douche / I learned from you
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns, bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend She's over bored, self-assured Oh no, I know a dirty word
The Misheard: Now grandpa comes, bring your friends Can't lose to pretend She saw the board, self-assured Oh, no, and how, durrrrrrrrr
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Real Lyric: Hello to eternity and live for every breath.
The Misheard: I'm Hammered 'till eternity and live for every death.
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Real Lyric: Onward Christian soldiers marching as to war. With the cross of Jesus going on before.
The Misheard: Hundred crispy soldiers marching out the door With a crock of Cheez-wiz rolling on the floor.
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