The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Through constant, pained disgrace, the young boy learns his dues...
The Misheard: Through constipated grace, the young boy learns his dues...
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Real Lyric: I'me at your feet
The Misheard: I like your feet
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Real Lyric: Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got till it's gone They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got till it's gone They paved paradise and put up a f**king lot
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you dont confuse them with mountains.
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with Martin's.
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Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: And no mustache could make a man any clever
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Real Lyric: Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it.
The Misheard: Suck a potty, suck a potty, suck a potty, suck a potty!
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Real Lyric: Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you’re wrong
The Misheard: Your best friend always sticking his dick in your ear even when you know its wrong
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Real Lyric: Band on the run
The Misheard: Man on the run
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Real Lyric: Come on now try to understand the way I feel under your command
The Misheard: Come on now try to understand the way I feel about the Orkin man
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze Out
The Misheard: Tent devil with a freeze eye
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