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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Scream my bones off

    Artist: No Doubt
    Song: Spiderwebs
    Real Lyric: Screen my phone calls

    The story:

    I heard the song for the first time when I was in 4th grade, and I heard it near Halloween, so I assumed they were saying "Scream my bones off." So I continued to think that until last summer, when we were off to do fieldwork at a pond, there were spiderwebs, and so I was singing, "Let's not scream our bones off here." It took them a while, before they figured out I was INCORRECTLY referring to this song!

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