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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Scratches his head and does his best to change knees.

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Real Lyric: Scratches his head and does his best James Dean.

    The story:

    About 5 minutes ago, when I thought I'd check the lyrics online, because I'd corrected my girlfriend the night before. The worse thing will be in about another 5 minutes when I have to tell my girlfriend that she was indeed, right, and not the fool I'd made her feel when I laughed at her lyrics. She's is so not going to let me live this down.

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