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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sat on a knife, I was kow-towed
    Workin for the NPI
    Sitting in a nasty bedpan
    Whiskey bottles piling high
    Well the Being was palming my left hand
    And she was holding my right
    And I told her don't be scared
    Cause you're gonna be spit
    I gotta be

    Artist: The Hollies
    Real Lyric: Saturday night I was down townWorking for the F.B.I.Sitting in a nest of bad menWhiskey bottles piling high---Well the D.A. was pumping my left handAnd a she a holding my rightAnd I told her don't get scaredCause you're gonna be sparedI gotta be forgivenIf I want to spend my living withA long cool woman in a black dressJust a five nineBeautifulTallWith just one look I was a bad mess'Cause that long cool woman had it allHad it allHad it allHad it all

    The story:

    This is probably the most misheard song I have ever
    heard. Allan Clarke's Manchester accent, the
    massive slapback echo, and the mixdown make his
    lyrics almost intelligible to my ears. Knowing the
    Hollies got a bit weird in the 70s, I thought the
    Being in the last verse was an alien, turning the
    Prohibition Era narrative into Close Encounters
    spoof, and Allan was being escorted onto their
    space ship. Like I said, weird.

    Btw, one of the best guitar tracks ever.

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