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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Salm-, Salm-, Salmo-, Salmonella
    Salmo-, Salmo-, not go

    Artist: M.I.A.
    Song: Paper Planes
    Real Lyric: Some, some, some I, Some I murderSome I, Some I let go

    The story:

    My room mate and I used to sing this all the time in the car... and
    she sang the salmonella part along with me. One time we were
    driving our friend and singing together and he made us sing it
    again and revealed the true lyrics. I'm not embarrassed at all--I
    think my version is better!

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